Death By Dairy

A Sicilian couple attempted to commit the perfect murder and use butter to suffocate the woman’s ex-husband. The theory being they would choke him with the butter, which would then dissolve and leave no trace. Unfortunately for them, the traces of butter remaining in the aesophagus gave the game away. While somewhat in the realm of the infamous knife made of ice that kills then melts, this is a very real and tragic story. A man has been brutally murdered, his terror during his struggle for life would churn the stomach of the most hardened Vegan. His story needs to be spread so that others can avoid such a fate. Personally, I’m switching to low fat, no salt. That full cream dairy spread stuff will kill you one way or another!

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